Monday, April 27, 2009

Basements Aint S#@*

But flags are.

I wish I could buy the other houses in town that are reserved for other players. No one else is gonna play this game on my Wii, why let those vacant houses just sit there?

I'll be like, "A basement? How about four basements, mutha f@&%*#!"

Monday, April 20, 2009

Pay Up Again

Dang, slushie! You know I'm good for it!

I've always owed friends money, even back when I hanged out with that squirrel.

For some time, I assumed Hopper was some sorta puffin, but thanks to Animal Planet, I realize he's most likely a macaroni penguin. I wonder if real macaroni penguins also constantly ask you to find fossils for them and berate neighbors for being friendly.

Monday, April 13, 2009


HA! Metaphors.

Oh boy! My first comic that only makes sense if you've read a certain previous comic! Which is this one.

Ed looks rather effeminate for a male jock character. Long eyelashes, purple eyeliner. I remember Birdo in the instruction book for Super Mario Bros. 2 was described as a being guy who puts on a bow cuz he thinks he's a girl, so maybe it's another Nintendo thing.

Wait. If Birdo was a guy, how did it spit out eggs?

Monday, April 6, 2009

Please Leave

Personally, I say one sheep is too many.

No, really. When the new Pastel started out, there were three sheep characters in town! Three! But two eventually moved, and, recently, so did Joey. I use to hate it when animals left in Wild World, but now I'm hoping they'll move to make room for the ones I grew attached to in the last game. You can complain about the animals in town hall, why not make one of the options to request that they move?

Or maybe you could threaten them with bug nets. Animals don't seem to like those.