Monday, September 28, 2009

Happy Birthday, Melissa!

Nothing could go wrong on this wonderful occasion!

Bah! Stupid Kanye! Keep your douche-baginess to yourself!

This is yet another comic written by John for a friend of his. He was quite particular about how Kanye looked and had me sketch him a few times before finalizing. One of these days I'm gonna make him rewrite a script just for the sake of making him do it over again. Then on the 10th draft, I'll say, "Actually, the the first one was the best. Let's go with that."

Then I'll wake up on a hospital bed with several cuts from a broken beer bottle on my neck.

Oh, and happy birthday again, Melissa!

Monday, September 21, 2009

Golden Axe, Part 2

What's this about Jenny?

The actual happenstance of getting the gold axe in the game doesn't resort to this, but I might have gotten it quicker if it had. In the game, you just hafta wait for her to be randomly nice and give it to you. And she hardly aint ever nice.

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Eye Made Another Painting

Why did I put this on the ceiling right above my bed?

Here's another Intermediate Painting... uh... painting. I can't remember the exact directions the teacher had for this one, but I remember something about "micro" in there, thus the meticulous painting of veins and lines in the iris.

"Creepy as hell" might have been part of the criteria, too.

Monday, September 14, 2009

Golden Axe, Part 1

And not that kind where you ride on stupid dinosaurs.

Seriously, she might have to get hurt. She's supposed to be a god, right? Can't she just bring a gold axe into existence without a problem? It wouldn't be so annoying if she wasn't so self absorbed. I guess infinite power will do that to you.

Monday, September 7, 2009

Sending Some Pies

Better not be rhubarb.

Happy Labor Day! Now get back to work!

Not much to say about this comic. Just thought I heard Rob 64 say "Sending some pies" once, thought it was funny. So... uh... yeah.

John tells me the "some pies" thing was his idea. I say he's a little too drunk to be thinking straight, but just incase it was, I'll say it might have been his idea. Brothers. Oi.

And now for something completely different.

Nintendo thought it fit to make not one, but two bug eyed Animal Crossing characters to scare the crap outta me:

"We'll kill you when you sleep!"