Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Hitler pwn3d

Um... ew?

I'm really glad I never beat the original Bionic Commando when my brother and I had it for the NES several hundred years ago. That Hitler death animation woulda traumatized me for life. If Nintendo had to take out the blood in the SNES Mortal Kombat, why wouldn't they care about a detailed head explosion?! Regardless, the brand new Commando game coming out better have some sorta bloody dictator noggin nuking. Maybe they could resurrect King George III, and Commando would hafta stop him to stop his tea taxes or... something.

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