I have nightmares about those eyes.
I feel heartache and disappointment that Blathers is no longer fixated on how one should prepare and eat the fish that you donate to the museum. Those were some of the funniest speeches in the last game. I guess Nintendo figured that's Chip the fishing tourney judge's shtick now. But he's got no finesse! He just eats it raw! Then he burps!
*Studio audience laughter*
No, it's not that funny! Blathers went into great detail on how each individual fish should be consumed. Now that was funny.