Like the Wind Fish, Moose is in name only, for he is not.
I thought he was gonna say sideburns. Moose also has wicked chops, which is another sign of awesomeness.
Finally, a character other than Hopper who'd I'd prefer to stay in town. But that's two men so far, so some girl characters need to start moving in before there's too many d**ks on the dance floor.
And now for something completely different.
Hopper's face does not work: